Will the follow-up album to Dear Future Self be a reply FROM his Future Self?
I ran across these lyrics as a work in progress.....
Dear Past Self, I'm writing this to tell you that you were full of it! We are not OK and now that I think about it, you couldn't possibly know how we are in the future! I realize without time travel, you'll never get this message, but I'm hopeful for that because I would like to tell you... I'd just like to say that you were a total smeg head!
Dear Past Self, I'm telling you that eating Wheaties did not make us a world class athlete so you might as well enjoy some Captain Crunch!
Dear Past Self, why didn't you study harder and get a better job? And for god's sake, wear a rain coat when you go out with that lady of the night!!! I swear some days I think it still burns!
Dear Past Self, I'm telling you this, that we're just not alright! We went through the wind screen because you refused to wear a seat belt and for some odd reason thought a pile of leaves on the road was a chicken and you swerved to avoid it and hit a flipping tree! Who cares about a flipping chicken anyway!?
Dear Past Self, tofu is not a proper substitute for meat! I'm writing you this so you don't let that old bird turn you into a vegan! We have a heart attack at 42 anyway so you might as well enjoy some proper barbecue!
Hmmm, I think the lyrics still need some work....
I ran across these lyrics as a work in progress.....
Dear Past Self, I'm writing this to tell you that you were full of it! We are not OK and now that I think about it, you couldn't possibly know how we are in the future! I realize without time travel, you'll never get this message, but I'm hopeful for that because I would like to tell you... I'd just like to say that you were a total smeg head!
Dear Past Self, I'm telling you that eating Wheaties did not make us a world class athlete so you might as well enjoy some Captain Crunch!
Dear Past Self, why didn't you study harder and get a better job? And for god's sake, wear a rain coat when you go out with that lady of the night!!! I swear some days I think it still burns!
Dear Past Self, I'm telling you this, that we're just not alright! We went through the wind screen because you refused to wear a seat belt and for some odd reason thought a pile of leaves on the road was a chicken and you swerved to avoid it and hit a flipping tree! Who cares about a flipping chicken anyway!?
Dear Past Self, tofu is not a proper substitute for meat! I'm writing you this so you don't let that old bird turn you into a vegan! We have a heart attack at 42 anyway so you might as well enjoy some proper barbecue!
Hmmm, I think the lyrics still need some work....