Really nice digs! No basements in Scottsdale (right?) So no chance of being banished to the basement like me and others.
It seems strange that your center channel speaker wouldn't perform properly in its intended orientation. I got a kick with the decorations you added to plug the ports on it.
That's correct, no basements in Scottsdale and most of the surrounding areas! Although I have to say there are a few homes with basements, but they are very rare and/or are very expensive. I actually know three people who have basements in this surrounding area, and all of them are filled with pinball machines!
About the center channel, I knew for years I couldn't hardly hear any dialog even when just sitting in the seat next to me, let alone towards the end of the couch. I was really pissed, I spent a hell of a lot of money on that center channel. So I stored it away for many years. It was only recently one of the people at my local audio shop (during my recent upgrade) reminded me again about the importance the center channel plays in movies and multi-channel music, so I thought I'd give it another try. I had been fine with setting in the system's receiver that there was no center speaker to simply enjoy the phantom center imaging. The benefit of course was no matter where one sat on the couch, the dialog was always perfectly clear (even if it did not always seem to come from the center unless I was sitting directly in front of it.)
I did a little research about the design of my center speaker. Even though there are many center channel speakers with the same type of orientation mine has (small woofers or large midrange drivers on the sides, and one tweeter in the center) there must be something about those two drivers on the edges that's blocking or canceling out the audio from the high frequency driver when sitting even just a little bit off axis. That's the only thing I can think of...unless something is internally wired out of phase, but if that was the case, I don't think it would work the way it does while sitting vertically.
When I brought out my center speaker along with the stand that it used to sit on, I was very happy with it for the first time in years...but again
ONLY if I was sitting directly in front of it. I knew that it still had it's issues when it came to not not hearing much of anything, when sitting even one cushion over. The big revolution from me however is when I (just a couple weeks ago) put in a test CD from the CD Doctor, played a test tone through the center speaker and moved around the room. I was shocked at how much audio was lost by moving even just a little bit to the left or right. It was at that moment I knew I had to do something about my center channel.
I first started by placing one of my older Linn bookshelf speakers (that were originally used as my surround speakers) on top of my center channel to see if it would make a difference. It did, and the difference was huge. No matter where I sat, I could still clearly hear the dialog and tell that it was still coming from the center. I then considered using that bookshelf speaker as the "new" center channel, but I could tell the audio had a slightly different characteristic and I really wanted to use my original center speaker since it was already calibrated to match in audio characteristics with the mains. Also, as I mentioned in the above post, it was recommended (in another forum) to place the center speaker vertically, so I did that and it worked! I was very happy about that since that center channel speaker had already been calibrated with the rest of the system and so now I get clear dialog from that speaker (no matter where I sit on the couch!) Though the volume does drop off a little bit as I get further away from the center of that speaker, but that's probably par for the course.
The decorations by the way are simply pool balls. Since I don't use a smart phone, I didn't know they were emojis. I had a friend come over and the first thing he said is "You've got emojis in your speakers?" That's when I got a kick out of it myself. I was just looking for a way to plug the ports and was just looking for anything to simply fill those holes! Since they are not black, they are a little bit distracting, but when I'm watching a movie or listening to music with the lights out, it doesn't matter anyway. You can see there's also ports on the back of my mains. In all I've had to use 6 pool balls to fill up all the holes! And that's what I ended up with, a bag of six balls.