Where's the fun in that
, besides the real fun is comparing what Google translate gives you when you compare my original English to its own Japanese back to English translation. Can you imagine if I had pitched this movie (from my English version even) to a film studio, I'd be locked up as insane
- It is basically what happens in the film!
Here's the original:
As the morning sunlight sparkles through the mist coming off of Mt. Fuji, our hero has taken flight to a canine hell. Driven by his love for his close companion and protector; he crash lands on the infested island of banished dogs. Having a part of his plane buried into his skull, he most fortuitously is rescued by a band of brothers with a leader intent on running free and loyal to only himself. Chief as he is called, is a self-proclaimed biter, with a Ronan sensibility. With Rogue packs of cannibalistic hounds hot on their tails, our heroes struggle towards an escape off the island to help prevent a genocidal mayor from setting in motion a diabolical plan to exterminate all the dogs.
Snow covered mountains carved from the Cherry wood endured the test of time better than the actual mountains themselves as the sharpness of water eroded them to mud holes.
Do not fear for our wayward hounds as the cherry blossoms drift gently down by the winds of change to settle on their sensitive snoots.
Consider the rareness of time, which our lowly best friend of man should teach important lesson. Never underestimate the emotions and determination of these courageous and loyal creatures. One dog’s stick is another’s thrown rubber tubing.
With the help of Chief’s older brother Spots; our heroes build a boat and sail to the mainland, where they discover the cures of their ills. Our heroes ultimately take down the evil mayor with explosive teeth; and in humiliation and self-reflection, the mayor corrects his past error and pardons the dogs.
Your treats and attention can be rewarded by a lick to the hand.
The only thing more breathtaking than this movie magic, is perhaps a classical piece performed by the most beautiful and talented Kaori Muraji; in surround sound SACD of course!