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An absolute f*****g triumph. Mr. Scheiner, well done, sir.
This is one of the finest rock albums of all time. A surround mix of it was not only unlikely, but a dubious undertaking. It could've been so horrible - it could've been such a missed opportunity. But it was not. Elliot Scheiner, as usual, came at this project as a fan. He knew what needed to be done, and he straight up did it. /salute
From the opening maelstrom of
Welcome to the Jungle, through the attitude and medium-rare presentation of
It's So Easy,
Mr. Brownstone, and
Paradise City, and on to the pure-rock fury of
My Michelle, the glorious
Sweet Child O' Mine, and the closer
Rocket Queen...we are given a phenomenal surround presentation of an album that took the steering wheel of rock n' roll in the late 80's and jerked it left into the f*****g guardrail.
The mid-80's midrange and the weird, raw production are presented here in a glorious surround experience that has no excuse for being as good as it is. We have here an unparalleled rock surround mix. Most metal/rock mixes are seriously lackluster, but not this one. There's an outstanding video presentation to go with it - punk, metal, and sexy. Just like the band.
Add to this, some amazing surround mixes of the GnR 'Lies' tracks like
Patience,
Used to Love Her, and the acoustic mix of
You're Crazy...you have an absolutely
INCREDIBLE blu-ray here.
There are a lot of folks out there who do not like this album. Nostalgia-wise, I'm not sure what you were doing when this album came out (I was a high-school senior being regularly b***n by a seriously hot college chick...), but if you don't like it - you really missed out on history. A true melding of the mid-80's punk and the mid-80's glam, GnR helped pave the way for metal to survive the coming of grunge in the early 90's. Pantera took the torch from GnR and ensured its survival, but GnR stepped up early on and said "Please go f**k yourself." And rock and metal lived on. This is an absolute masterpiece, and this release is nothing short of a gawdam gift. Thank you Elliot Scheiner. /respect
Edited: lol, for drunk language