I can't wait to get one of these things. And then comes the reveal...
AR: "Hey, you remember quadraphonic decoders?"
Guest: "Yep."
AR: "Well take a look at this one."
Guest: "Oh, how neat. You got hold of an old SQ decoder."
AR: "Old? What do you mean old?"
Guest: "Those things disappeared in the late '70s."
AR: "Uh...dude...take a look at the production date."
Guest (with mouth open): "2019? Whoaaaa....Coooooool!"
^^^^^^^^^^
After a few hours of drinking...the conversation picks up again..
Guest: "Remember the Slinky, I hear they are coming back
AR: "What does that have to do with anything"
Guest: "Well we were talking about the past so I just thought about the Slinky"
AR: No speech patterns detected but a strong sense of irritation very noticeable
Guest: "Hey, Remember the hula hoop"
AR: No speech patterns detected, this time obvious facial discomfort noted
Guest: "Hey dude, did you know they show reruns of Baywatch on cable now"
AR: "I'm not feeling very well, it's time for you to go home"
Guest: "Cool, give me a call when you want to hang out again"
AR: Escorts Guest to the door and lets him out "Not a chance in hell would I invite this idiot back again"
AR: Get's back in his chair and cranks up the music.."That Chucky Dude is a freaking genius, this surround master rocks"
At this point every neighbor has turned on their lights and are looking at AR's house wondering what is causing all this music, some are dancing in their living rooms while others are thinking about forming a neighborhood watch...