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2024 NFL highlights
“Finding New Ways to Lose”

Starring the New York Jets, New York Giants, Cleveland Browns and the hottest new entry, the Chicago Bears.

See how the Bears repeatedly Eberflussed their way to defeat and forgot how to tell time, how the Jets surpassed the butt fumble and dealt with the minimization of Fireman Ed, and how the Giants and Browns were the last ones to realize that their quarterbacks were toast.

It’s a loser-fest unlike any other. Feel those vibes from years gone by - the 3-13 Bears of 2016 and 2022, the 1-15 Jets in ‘96, the 2017 Giants that went 3-13, and the granddaddy of them all, the Browns going 1-31 from 2016-17!

Laugh along as the Browns are featured as the only team among this supergroup of failure to never reach a Super Bowl or win one! At least the other three have faint memories of victory…which are now soooo far beyond reach or reality.

It’s the pinnacle of suck for 2024 performed by your favorite millionaires and so-called personnel experts. There’s still two months to go, so don’t miss the abundance of thrilling disappointments yet to come!
 
Hey RickyPicks (@cbmmm3 ) are you going to give us a pick for the SeaTurds vs Jets game on Sunday? Will it be Geno's Revenge, or will Aaron Rodgers' bunch surprise us?
I just texted RickyPicks, yes - he is going to PIck Em for the weekend games. And he ranted on and on about batting 1000 on yesterdays games. And then I asked about todays game. He laughed. Mentioned Raiders and words that would now be censored here. KC rolls on
 
Unlike previous years, the field for Super Bowl 59 is wide open. The 11-1 Detroit Lions are the consensus favorites to win it all, but one can’t sleep on the 9-2 Minnesota Vikings, 9-2 Philadelphia Eagles or 9-3 Green Bay Packers, either.


In the AFC, Patrick Mahomes and the back-to-back Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs are obviously the team to beat. But Josh Allen’s Buffalo Bills, Mike Tomlin’s Pittsburgh Steelers and Lamar Jackson’s Baltimore Ravens will have something to say about that.


The Chiefs are looking to complete the first three-peat in Super Bowl history, having defeated the San Francisco 49ers in the big game last season to complete the first repeat in 19 years.

Super Bowl 59 Is Anyone’s To Win

Aside from the top tier of challengers we just outlined, one shouldn’t bet against a team like the defending NFC champion San Francisco 49ers or Jim Harbaugh’s star-studded Los Angeles Chargers from potentially making a run.

FOX Makes Major Announcement For Super Bowl 59 During NFL Thanksgiving Games
 
Sounds similar to when Crosby, Stills & Nash added Neil Young to their lineup. The big difference is that the four who comprise that super group are a bunch of winners.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young always sounded more like a big law firm than a band, to me. And for some reason my brain bone always translated that into Bosby, Stone, Trash & Bum.

The Deja Vu album was my favorite one for rolling joints on.
 
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