I started skipping ahead pretty quickly because the awkward and cringe factors are off the scale! I skipped this tour because of the price and knowing I wasn't the target audience. I still had interest and was thinking I still missed something. Listening to this has put that to bad at least! I'm now happy I saved myself an enormously expensive ticket for a show I would have likely walked out of.
Yeah... being too young to ever catch Floyd while intact, I caught The Division Bell tour and for years thought that being such a Floyd fan, I'd like to see Waters too—even though it wasn't a huge priority for me to see ol' fussypants without some tempering by his bandmates. When he toured The Wall I was intrigued, but the ticket prices were just so ridiculous that I didn't go. One friend in particular gushed about how it was the best show he had ever seen, and that did make me feel like perhaps I had made the wrong call... so when Us + Them was announced, I bit the bullet even though once again, the ticket prices were just stupid. For my wife and I, in pretty modest seats, I think it was over $400, and that was directly through Ticketmaster (not resale). I still shake my head that I pulled the trigger on that.
Honestly, although I know they're polarizing for folks in this context, one of the deciding factors for us was the idea of seeing Jess & Holly from Lucius as part of the band, because Lucius is freaking
awesome—and seeing them in the small venue Union Transfer, a young band at the top of their game, is up there with one of the best shows
I've ever seen, no hyperbole.
Anyway... although the visual spectacle was very, very impressive, your description of "the band politely but expertly phones it in" is dead on. I said to my wife "this is like seeing the Saturday Night Live band play Pink Floyd songs." More than competent. Pretty cool here and there. Exciting though? Not really. Even after the expense, the babysitter, the hassle getting down to the arena... we did indeed split before the end because we "got it" by then and were all set.
I never really wanted to admit it when I was younger because I wanted to have the badge of "having seen Pink Floyd live". But I don't. I would have had to see them during The Wall tour or prior because any iteration without the four of them has just been a cover band. And that's totally cool, that kinda thing happens and I have love for plenty of what they did in the studio post-1980, and some scattered love for what they did live... but in my mind, the real Floyd, firing on all four cylinders, was '77 and prior. Not a hot take, I know. I was totally there for what followed and still am intrigued and will check it out if it's out there on disc. But if I revisit anything after the split, it's rare, and I'm always aware that it's more workmanlike than magic—on either/any side of the divide.