Hello fellow Pioneer owners.
I just got off the phone with a manager at Pioneer's customer service call center. After bitching at two other people below him, I was able to escalate the issue to his level. This is how my experience went:
Called the 800 number. Opened a case, registered problem. Was told by rep that "someone will call you and then they'll come to your house to do the fix". This surprised me a little, but I said fine, I'll wait for that. That was 2 days ago, this morning I got a call from some smarmy CS rep. First he played dumb about the problem, saying he hadn't heard of it. I cut him off, saying "this is a well known issue, and I'd like you to fix this." Once he realized he couldn't BS me into going away, he told me that "you'll have to bring it to a service center to be fixed." I told him I'd been told differently, that someone would come out to fix it. He told me that that was not the case, that I'd been told the wrong thing by a new rep, and I would have to have the fix done in a service center. He also blamed "Universal" for the problem, implying that the DVD manufacturers had caused the problem, not Pioneer. We argued about that for a few minutes, and eventually I asked for his supervisor. He offered me his supervisor's voice mail, to which I replied "I'll wait for a supervisor to become available". We went around for a few minutes about that, I again asked for a supervisor (who in truth was probably not this particular rep's supervisor, that may have been a distinction) I was transferred to a "Roger", who identified himself as a "service supervisor" (I think.)
(A tip: Don't mention any DualDisc titles when you call on this issue, they'll try to BS you into going away because "we don't support DualDiscs in these players". I asked him why that was, he said because the disks are thicker, and that "they're still spinning when they're put back on the tray". I asked him how that was different from, say, a CD or DVD, and he didn't have a good answer for that. I eventually told him about a DVD-Audio disk that I'd had trouble with, "Empire" by Queensryche, and that was that.)
He repeated that a tech would not come out to fix this, that I'd have to take the player to a repair center. Not wanting to be without the player for weeks (especially since I'd been told already that someone would come out), I asked for the disk to do it myself. Roger told me that "special equipment" needed to be used and it had to go into the service center. I asked how putting a CD in the tray and then waiting for the process to be finished required "special equipment" he told me it wasn't that simple. I told him about the information I'd found here and in other sources, including the quote from the Public Relations rep included in the article linked in the first post of this thread, that the firmware could be updated from a CD. He tried to insist that it wasn't that simple and I had to bring it in. I told him that the local service centers had a very bad reputation and that some people had waited weeks for their players to be finished, and did not want to be without the equipment for that long. He told me the average repair time was 1 to 2 weeks. I told him that I had seen information that said that was more like 4 to 6 weeks, and he tried to deny that, at the same time reminding me that the repair centers are independent and "we can't tell them what to do." (This is, of course, intentional, so that Pioneer has plausible deniability when some ***** technician spills his Slurpee on your laser pickup.) I again asked for the disk to be sent to me, and again I was referred to the service center. I reminded Roger that I had been promised something that I was now being denied, and that under the circumstances felt like there should be some accomodation. Roger told me that there was no evidence that I had been told of a home visit, that the rep was "new" and he would be speaking to her. I asked him if it mattered that the rep had, in effect, lied to me, and he accused me of making it sound differently from what was actually the case. Eventually, I asked for Roger's supervisor's name, and was given Kathy Ulich at 310 952 2333. I called that number at a time Roger had told me she would be in, and got her voice mail. I left a message to call back.
While I was waiting, I called the local service center to get some more information. Playing dumb, I asked what was involved in this "firmware" upgrade that "they were talking about." He said that it reprograms the memory in the player, and that it was the kind of thing that you only did if there was a problem. I told him about the problem, and he seemed to be familiar with it. I asked how it was accomplished, and he said that he was "95% sure" that it was just a disk that you put into the drive, and it reprogrammed it. He also said that it's the kind of thing where if you were to bring in the player, it could be accomplished while you were waiting (if there were a technician available at that time to do it), and suggested calling ahead before I came in. I thanked him and hung up.
A few minutes ago, I received a call from a different supervisor, not Kathy like I had left a message for. He again tried to bluff me with the DualDisc lack of support, but I told him I'd also had problems with the Queensryche disk, and he said he "recognized that one" as being part of the problem. He then said in light of the situation he'd make an exception and approve a disk being sent out to me, and that I would receive it in about a week's time. He sounded rather indignant that they were being forced to do this, to the point where when I suggested perhaps I could be emailed an .iso to save some trouble, the tone of his response said "Hey, be glad we're doing this at all, we're doing you a favor, so shut up." He confirmed my address and we ended the call.
So, we've learned a few things:
1) There IS, in fact, a disk that can be sent to the consumer to flash the firmware;
2) Pioneer CAN send you this disk;
3) Pioneer customer service will take any and every opportunity to try to exploit your lack of knowledge to make you go away (eg, the DualDisc diversion, denying knowledge of the problem, insisting that you need "special equipment" to do the flash, etc);
4) Pioneer will lie to you about what they're prepared to do to fix the problem;
5) Getting the disk sent to you is like pulling teeth.
It CAN be done. I'll let you all know when I get the disk and how the process goes.