I just realized that the initials for “Wurly Limited Edition Quadscope” are WLEQ. So I Googled that and sure enough there is/was a FM radio station using that callsign. Also......that is four words/letters. Coincidence or not? It is all adding up now as the convergence of all of these clues is too much to ignore. Maybe if I stare into the display long enough I can find the answers to our most pressing questions? Such as did Elvis really die, and did D.B. Cooper survive his jump from the plane that he hijacked. I am now certain that the Wurlyscope contains all of the clues to life’s biggest mysteries.
But a person needs to have what I call “Wurly Sensory Perception”, or WSP for short, to be able to properly decode the secret messages contained within the display output. Not all have WSP, but I am certain that I do. For only $99.99 I will be available for one-time consultations on a first come, first served basis. Don’t delay as slots are being reserved quickly.