Audition 3 is a legitimate free download from the adobe site (and so is the .01 patch). There's a link to it somewhere here!
EDIT: See post #102 in this thread, although when I clicked on it just now it asked to sign in, which I don't remember if I had to do a few years ago, but it does ring a bell...
...In fact, I'm pretty certain I did.
Unless I'm being spectacularly thick, the links in post #102 are coming back as Windows downloads and I'm trying (unsuccessfully as you can see!) to do this on my Mac.
I hate throwing in the towel but my time's more limited than my money (and that's pretty limited!) so I'll just buy an old decoder on eBay or something and see how I get on.
Thank you so much for your help though, I do appreciate it.