Have you thought of applying for " The Apprentice ", Adam ??
Bah.. I'd get the finger from Lord Sugar and be told "You're Fired!" week one!
I'd apply for "Dragon's Den" but I've got no fancy shmancy ideas to bring to the table.. plus it'd be all too hilarious when they all declared "I'm Out!".. I'd reply "Honey, what took you so long!? I did that years ago!"
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