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People just don't have a sense of humor anymore....I just got off the phone with a medical tech as I'm scheduled for an MRI next week...I've had some pretty serious procedures but I always try to be bring a little humor in the mix...so this guy on the phone asks me if I had any metal in my body....I said no and just to be safe....I won't listen to any Metallica the day of the procedure....I didn't get any response...nada...he just ignored me...geeze..
It's the Tull wins Grammy award all over again.
You want to get a reaction?
When they prescribe you something for pain or muscle relaxer, ask the doctor if it "needs to be activated".
When he asks "What do you mean?",
say, "You know.... do a couple shots of Jack to activate them."
You should get a reaction.
Here's another one....
If you hurt your arm or have any condition which is causing issues in your arm....
the reason you give should always involve some variation involving excessive masturbation.
If you ever have a problem with your arm where it needs to be immobilized for a period of time, always be sure to mention that it "will cut your sex life in half"..
I worked for for a retina specialist for 25 years. I can confirm there are some very dry anal retentive people in health care. Now that wasn't me as one of the best ways to put a patient at ease is a little humour.
I like your little joke and as a patient myself sometimes, I will try to work it in. I'll say I heard it from Clint Eastwood.
Greta Van Fleet, deep diving into LPs
There is a chance, depending on the doctor, that they have no idea who Metallica is. I know, to us that seems like not knowing what a toaster is, but it is possible. Maybe the joke just made no sense to them.
Years ago I went to friend's wedding, both were General Practitioners. Her father gave his speech (and was unfortunately dying of cancer), it was the funniest speech I have ever heard at a wedding, his last line, if you go round to their house and see an earth mound in the garden, remember, Doctor's bury their mistakes.
The best part is that when you listen to their music you can tell they have been heavily influenced by classic rock. I'll support any band that tries to play traditional rock music.
Thanks for reminding me their new disc is sitting on my pile waiting.
He was in his 50's
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Good one, Dunc!
When my sister got married at the exclusive Montecito County Club in Santa Barbara County, my father, always the Wit, stood up at the table of honor, wiped the sweat off his forehead and loudly announced 'SAVE THE BONES FOR TOMORROW'S SOUP!'
My sister, of course, was mortified ... Oh well!
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Then there was the time my mother said to my father "Ralph, you're SHOUTING to which he replied, "Josephine, I'm a BIG man with a BIG voice!"
And that was that!
And that was that!
Josephine ? Don't get me started..............
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One of my ALL time favorite songs, Ricko. Actually have it on Stereo SACD [by George Thorogood & The Destroyers}
And Yes, my Josephine used to RIDE me ALL THE TIME!
I grew up with busted cojones!
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This image just showed up on one of my social media sites, I don't recall hearing any King Crimson music so I played a little via YouTube a moment ago:
Kirk Bayne
Kirk Bayne
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