WE ARE YOUR DOLBY ATMOS HEIGHT SPEAKERS and suffer from
VERTIGO as well to ensure that you
insipid mortals can hear helicopters flying overhead or an occasional guitar lick from one of your favorite guitar heroes as you sit comfortably in your cushy 'sweet spots' never realizing that a sudden overhead explosion can dislodge us from our moorings and send us falling from as high as twenty feet onto your
cold marbled floors.
So next time you play RUSH and METALLICA in ATMOS, just think that a loose screw could spell doom ... and gloom....for us vulnerable enclosures and send us cascading into the abyss of your man caves ...
silencing us FOREVER!
Whatever happened to plain ole vanilla STEREO?