Dear Theater OWNER,
As a die hard cineaste who used to enjoy a double feature, 10 cartoons and newsreels for
25 cents [and buttered popcorn for a dime], I was appalled by the recent presentation of Superstar Tom Cruise's MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ...Day of Reckoning Part One at your local theater.
Not only wasn't it in IMAX and Dolby Atmos .....the way God and Country intended it to be seen .... but the picture was appalling and the sound system woefully inadequate!
I demand to be reimbursed not only the $15 admission price but also for the stale popcorn with rancid 'butter' and $4 bottle of water which was 'improperly chilled!'
And, additionally, reimbursement for the removal of the wad of gum which ruined my new Velasca imported penny loafers from Milan, Italy.
Sincerely,